"This story is true. Of course, there are many lies therein and most of it did not happen, but it's all true. In that sense it is deeply religious, perhaps even biblical."
- Craig Ferguson

11 Statistics That Will Enrage All Twentysomethings Everywhere →
— 11 months ago
#20 something  #help me i'm poor 

Less than an hour left of my mid-20s…

— 11 months ago
27 Beauty Products Of The '90s You'll Never Use Again →

I MISS THE 90’S!!!!!

I have used all of these… & even still have a couple old tubes of some of this stuff!

— 11 months ago
#the 90's 
Chobani, I have been cheating on you! (Especially with your most recent scandal & a couple of bad batches bought at that store. My key lime pie yogurt cup, filled with plain sour yogurt- NO! I wrote in to customer service & they offered a replacement but never sent one, boo).

What to do when you are watching your nutrition but craving dessert? Oikos Greek yogurt cups! I have fallen in love with their delicious spot-on flavors such as Toasted Coconut Vanilla, Lemon Meringue, & Apple Pie! It tastes just like it!!! There is a lot of sugar, but less so than that cookie or cake you are eyeing & at 11 grams of protein & under 200 calories you can’t go wrong! Satisfies that sweet tooth & curbs hunger. John Stamos, feel free to contact me for your next commercial.

Chobani, I have been cheating on you! (Especially with your most recent scandal & a couple of bad batches bought at that store. My key lime pie yogurt cup, filled with plain sour yogurt- NO! I wrote in to customer service & they offered a replacement but never sent one, boo).

What to do when you are watching your nutrition but craving dessert? Oikos Greek yogurt cups! I have fallen in love with their delicious spot-on flavors such as Toasted Coconut Vanilla, Lemon Meringue, & Apple Pie! It tastes just like it!!! There is a lot of sugar, but less so than that cookie or cake you are eyeing & at 11 grams of protein & under 200 calories you can’t go wrong! Satisfies that sweet tooth & curbs hunger. John Stamos, feel free to contact me for your next commercial.

— 11 months ago with 2 notes
#oikos  #greek yogurt  #dessert 

Fall is coming! Pumpkin products are here!!!

Bath & Body Works recently had a $2.50 sale on their hand soaps & I got my favorite: “Sweet Cinnamon Pumpkin.” They also have other pumpkin scents like “Harvest Pumpkin” & “Pumpkin Cupcake” & “Pumpkin Latte” but the Sweet Cinnamon Pumpkin scent is pumpkin-y & fresh without being too strong or spiced.

Love this time of year!

Also my favorite: Pumpkin Latte & Pumpkin Scone, Pumpkin Bread, & Pumpkin Muffin from Starbucks!!!

— 11 months ago
#pumpkin  #autumn 
Racist Microwave Buyer →

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— 11 months ago
#LOL 
How To Make A Ramen Burger →

This is an Asian-American’s dream!

— 12 months ago

Interview

Me:"Do you have any questions?"
Interviewee:"So, how hard is it to get a day off here?"
— 1 year ago
Foodie Find: Triple Cream Brie with Wild Mushrooms. →

Do love Brie cheese? Smooth, creamy, rich brie? Who doesn’t?! I discovered this glorious find this weekend while at Trader Joe’s. It is perfect brie encrusted with a delightfully sharp rind and a spattering of chopping Chanterelle & Porcini mushroom bits inside. YUM!

Perfect with my daily glass or three of wine…

— 1 year ago
#cheese  #wine 
Maybe you get bad customer service because you're a bad customer →

AMEN!!!!!

— 1 year ago
Currently Reading: And The Mountains Echoed by Khaled Hosseini

It’s here! After waiting months on the library hold list (there are currently 194 requests!), it is my turn to read this book. I am a huge fan of Khaled Hosseini, & devoured his other two books, The Kite Runner, & A Thousand Splendid Suns. His stories are not suspenseful per say, but they are captivating, meaningful, & at times, tragic. I was never one to chase books devoted to other cultures (for example, I never got into Amy Tan’s work), but each of his books take place in Afghanistan, and immerse you in Middle Eastern culture. However, it is never overwhelming, and is very interesting. I am on the second chapter & already drawn in! I highly recommend his books for a good read.

"An emotional, provocative, and unforgettable novel about how we love, how we take care of one another, and how the choices we make resonate through generations.”

— 1 year ago